Original Raccoon Its Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal Youve Had More Than Enough Time And Plenty Of Clues T Shirt Sweater
I was happily lost in the “Local Authors” section, the scent of old paper and fresh coffee swirling around me. My fingers traced the spines, searching for a hidden gem. A woman with vibrant purple hair stopped beside me, her eyes widening.
“Oh my gosh,” she exclaimed, pointing at my chest. “That shirt is amazing! ‘Original Raccoon…’ Where did you get it?”
I blushed, a little embarrassed but also amused. “It’s… a long story. Online. I just liked the sentiment.”
“It’s perfect! I feel like that’s my life motto. It’s not *my* fault people expect me to be normal!” She laughed, a bright, infectious sound. “Seriously, though, it’s brilliant. I’m going to have to find one for myself.”
I smiled, feeling a strange connection with this stranger. “Good luck! I’m sure you’ll rock it.” And with that, she moved on, leaving me chuckling and returning to my book hunt, a little more confident in my sartorial choices.
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