Official Violent Gentlemen Transylvania Hockey Club Vampire T Shirt Sweater
The Transylvanian sun, a weak, watery broth, barely pierced the perpetual twilight clinging to the Carpathian peaks. Inside the crumbling clubhouse, Vlad, defenseman and self-proclaimed “Violent Gentleman,” groaned. Sunlight, even diluted, was a bitch. He pawed at the tangled mess of crimson velvet curtains, desperately trying to block out the offending rays.
The air hung thick with the scent of stale blood oranges and something vaguely resembling mothballs. A half-eaten bat wing lay discarded on a table littered with hockey pucks and dented silver mugs. Beside it, his official “Violent Gentlemen Transylvania Hockey Club Vampire T Shirt Sweater” lay crumpled – a testament to last night’s particularly rowdy after-game celebration.
A guttural snore emanated from the corner. Igor, the goalie, lay sprawled across a pile of padded leg guards, his fangs bared in a silent snarl. A single, bloodshot eye flickered open. “Practice…?” he croaked, his voice thick with the residue of a thousand-year-old hangover.
Vlad grunted in response. “Later. Need…coffee. Or maybe just more blood.” He eyed Igor speculatively. The goalie shuddered and buried his face deeper into the gear. This season was going to be a long one.
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SHIPPING TIME
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International Shipping
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