Official Trumpkin Orange On The Outside Hollow On The Inside And Should Be Thrown Out In November T Shirt Sweater

The day started with a 6 AM alarm and a toddler covered in yogurt. Then, the car wouldn’t start, forcing a frantic dash to daycare on foot, resulting in me being late for a crucial presentation. The presentation itself was a disaster; the projector malfunctioned, my notes were out of order, and the client looked utterly unimpressed.

Lunch was a stale sandwich eaten standing up while fielding angry emails about the presentation debacle. The afternoon brought a series of frustrating meetings, each more pointless than the last. I felt like I was running in circles, accomplishing nothing of substance.

Finally home, exhausted, I collapsed on the couch, only to be greeted by the news that my in-laws were coming for dinner. As I scrambled to prepare a meal, I couldn’t help but feel a strange parallel to that “Official Trumpkin Orange On The Outside Hollow On The Inside And Should Be Thrown Out In November T Shirt Sweater” I’d seen someone wearing at the grocery store last week. A day that looked superficially busy and important, but ultimately felt empty and unproductive, just like that… well, you get the idea.

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