Official We Are Charlies 2025 T Shirt Sweater

Agnes sighed, dramatically flopping onto the floral armchair, a half-eaten biscotti crumbling against her cheek. “Honestly, Brenda, you’d think turning forty meant the universe gifted you an instruction manual on how to be chronically exhausted.” Brenda, perched on the arm of the sofa, adjusted her glasses. “Speak for yourself. I’m thriving. Yoga, green smoothies, and aggressively decluttering my spice rack. You should try it.”

Agnes groaned. “Yoga? I’m lucky if I remember to brush my teeth before noon. Besides,” she added, pointing to Brenda’s outfit with a mischievous glint in her eye, “you’re hardly a picture of zen. That outfit screams ‘stressed-out soccer mom pretending to be chill’.” Brenda glanced down at her ensemble: faded jeans, a slightly stained “Official We Are Charlies 2025 T Shirt Sweater” (a relic from their ill-fated attempt to start a competitive croquet team), and mismatched socks. “Hey! This sweater is vintage! And it’s comfortable. Besides, it reminds me of that time we almost won the regional croquet championship… before Bartholomew the badger ate the winning ball.” Agnes chuckled, the biscotti crumbs momentarily forgotten. “Ah yes, Bartholomew. Maybe next year. But first, I need a nap.”

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