Official World 1st Blowjob Champion T Shirt Sweater

The alarm blared at 6:00 AM, a cruel joke after a weekend spent battling a toddler’s sleep regression. I slammed snooze, only to be jolted awake by a cat projectile-vomiting on the rug. Lovely.

Chaos reigned. Toast burned, the baby was screaming, and my husband was frantically searching for his car keys while simultaneously trying to explain to our five-year-old why Paw Patrol wasn’t educational. He finally located the keys, grabbed a random sweater from the pile on the chair, and bolted out the door.

Later, a picture popped up in our family group chat. It was a selfie from his office. He looked frazzled, but otherwise normal. Then I saw it. Peeking out from under his blazer, just a sliver of lettering above his tie. The “Official World 1st…” Yep. That was my brother’s old gag gift, the “Official World 1st Blowjob Champion T Shirt Sweater,” which had somehow migrated into our laundry pile.

My face flushed crimson. My brother’s sense of humour was legendary, but this? This was a Monday morning I wouldn’t soon forget. I frantically texted him: “DELETE THAT PHOTO IMMEDIATELY! And where did you find THAT sweater?!”

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

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