Official Hot Dog Harv Stole The Show T Shirt Sweater

The alarm blared at 6:00 AM, a cruel joke after a Sunday spent “relaxing” by painting the living room. I slammed the snooze, only to be jolted awake five minutes later by a toddler practicing his Tarzan yell. Toast burned in the toaster, the dog decided the rug was a better bathroom than the backyard, and my coffee pot chose this morning to stage its own personal plumbing crisis.

Amidst the chaos, my husband, bless his oblivious heart, emerged from the bedroom wearing the “Official Hot Dog Harv Stole The Show T Shirt Sweater.” It was a gaudy, mustard-stained monstrosity he’d won at a minor league baseball game. He beamed, oblivious to the mayhem swirling around him. “Ready to tackle the week!” he chirped, the image of Hot Dog Harv, a cartoon wiener in a baseball cap, practically winking at me.

I just stared, a twitch developing in my left eye. “Just…please,” I managed, pointing vaguely at the overflowing coffee pot. “Just go to work.” He shrugged, a beacon of questionable fashion in a sea of Monday morning misery, and grabbed his briefcase. As he walked out the door, I heard him whistling. Hot Dog Harv, indeed.

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International Shipping

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