Official You Cant Sit With Us T Shirt Sweater

The flickering fluorescent lights of the laundromat hummed a monotonous tune, a soundtrack to the swirling chaos of suds and forgotten lint. Agatha, hunched over a pile of damp towels, felt like a prisoner in her own personal purgatory. Her Wednesday ritual, a necessary evil she endured with a grim determination.

Suddenly, the door chimed, announcing a new arrival. A girl, no older than twenty, breezed in, radiating an almost blinding confidence. She was all angles and bright colors, a stark contrast to the muted palette of the laundromat’s clientele. But it was her attire that truly caught Agatha’s eye. She was sporting an “Official You Can’t Sit With Us T Shirt Sweater.” The words, normally dripping with teenage venom, were rendered absurdly ironic on a fluffy, pastel-pink knit.

Agatha snorted, a sound that was half amusement, half disbelief. The girl, unfazed, tossed a bulging laundry bag onto a nearby table, the thud echoing in the sterile space. She then proceeded to rifle through her pockets, a small frown creasing her brow. Agatha, her curiosity piqued, watched as the girl finally located a crumpled dollar bill and headed towards the change machine, the ironic slogan bouncing jauntily on her chest. This, Agatha thought, was going to be an interesting Wednesday.

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

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