Official Triggered Born United 2025 T Shirt Sweater

Brenda, bless her heart, was the queen of themed parties. This year’s “Future Nostalgia” bash was in full swing, complete with neon leg warmers and a DeLorean (borrowed, precariously) parked on the lawn. Brenda, naturally, was decked out in the most eye-catching outfit: her brand-new “Official Triggered Born United 2025 T Shirt Sweater,” a truly baffling garment featuring a bald eagle wearing a tiny MAGA hat and holding a protest sign that read, “Bring Back Dial-Up!”

She’d ordered it ironically, of course.

As she was demonstrating the proper way to do the “Running Man” (a move she hadn’t quite mastered), disaster struck. One particularly enthusiastic arm flail sent a pitcher of lime green punch careening off the table. It arced through the air in slow motion, aiming directly for… you guessed it. Brenda, caught in the crosshairs, let out a yelp as the punch splattered across the “Official Triggered Born United 2025 T Shirt Sweater,” turning the bald eagle a sickly, radioactive green.

“My ironic statement!” she wailed, clutching the sopping sweater. “It’s… literally dripping with irony now!” The crowd erupted in laughter, the DeLorean’s horn blared in accidental applause, and Brenda, defeated but still fabulous, decided the only course of action was to start a new dance trend: the “Radioactive Eagle Shuffle.”

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