Official Pardon My Take Lloyd Christmas So Youre Telling Me Theres A Chance T Shirt Sweater

Agnes hummed along to the radio, meticulously arranging her collection of novelty socks. Today was “Odd Sock Tuesday,” a tradition she’d unilaterally declared in her apartment. A mismatched pair depicting avocados doing yoga adorned her feet. She was prepping for a Zoom call with her book club, where they’d be dissecting a particularly dense novel about sentient houseplants. Agnes wasn’t entirely sure she’d understood a single page, but she *did* have a witty anecdote ready about her cat, Mr. Fluffernutter, attempting to eat her ficus.

She glanced at the pile of laundry waiting patiently in the corner, then at the clock. Okay, maybe *one* more episode of that true crime podcast. As she reached for the remote, her eyes landed on her favorite t-shirt, draped over the back of her armchair. It was a gloriously ridiculous thing, a gift from her nephew, emblazoned with the phrase “Official Pardon My Take Lloyd Christmas So Youre Telling Me Theres A Chance T Shirt Sweater.” He’d claimed it was “ironic.” Agnes just liked the sheer audacity of its existence. Maybe, just maybe, she’d wear it to the book club. After all, the plants in the novel were pretty audacious themselves. She chuckled, grabbed the remote, and settled in for some podcast-fueled procrastination.

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