Official Just Because You Are Offended Doesnt Mean Youre Right Usa T Shirt Sweater

Brenda, bless her heart, thought she’d really nailed the office Secret Santa. She’d painstakingly chosen a gift for Barry, the perpetually outraged accountant, that she thought walked the line between edgy and hilarious: an “Official Just Because You Are Offended Doesn’t Mean You’re Right USA T Shirt Sweater.” She envisioned a chuckle, maybe even a grudging smile.

Instead, Barry’s face crumpled like a discarded tax form. He sputtered, his cheeks flushing crimson. “Brenda! I… I can’t believe you!” He grabbed the offending garment, its bold lettering practically screaming at him, and promptly tripped over the corner of his desk, sending a cascade of meticulously organized files raining down on him.

To add insult to injury (and a healthy dose of workplace embarrassment), as he flailed, the sweater snagged on a hanging plant, uprooting it completely. A deluge of soil and water cascaded down, directly onto Barry’s already-soaked-in-righteous-indignation head. Brenda, stifling a giggle, could only offer a weak, “Merry Christmas, Barry?” He just glared, looking like a particularly soggy, soil-covered Grinch. The office Christmas party officially peaked.

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