Official Jesus Loves You So Much It Hurts T Shirt Sweater

The bus lurched, sending a ripple of groans through the morning commuters. A teenager with headphones blasted something that sounded suspiciously like dial-up modem noises. A businessman in a pristine suit glared at a toddler wielding a half-eaten banana like a tiny, sticky mace.

Suddenly, a booming voice cut through the cacophony. “REPENT, SINNERS!” A man with a salt-and-pepper beard and eyes that shone with fervent conviction stood precariously near the front, clutching a worn Bible.

Everyone collectively rolled their eyes, except for a young woman engrossed in a novel. He zeroed in on her. “Sister! Are you saved? Do you know the love of the Lord?”

She flinched and mumbled, “Uh, I’m just reading.”

He puffed out his chest. “Reading what? The words of the devil? You should be reading THIS!” He brandished his Bible. Then, noticing the faint outline under her jacket, he leaned closer. “Wait… what does that say? Is that… an ‘Official Jesus Loves You So Much It Hurts T Shirt Sweater’?”

The young woman blushed crimson. “It’s… ironically worn,” she stammered, pulling her jacket tighter.

The man’s face crumpled. “Irony? In the face of eternal salvation? This generation…” He trailed off, shaking his head and muttering about the decline of Western civilization. The dial-up modem noise seemed to intensify, and the bus rumbled on, leaving the woman to bury herself deeper in her book.

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