Official Silly Goose But Serious About The Constitution T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her heart, was fiercely patriotic, and even fiercer about her comfort. That’s why she was sporting her prized “Official Silly Goose But Serious About The Constitution T Shirt Sweater,” a garment of questionable fashion sense but undeniable warmth, at the annual Founder’s Day picnic.

Everything was going swimmingly until the pie-eating contest. Agnes, puffed up with civic pride and cherry filling, was neck-and-neck with young Timmy, who looked like he’d been dipped head-to-toe in goo. In her competitive fervor, Agnes leaned forward, the “Silly Goose” portion of her sweater straining valiantly.

Suddenly, a rogue cherry pit, launched with the force of a tiny, sugary projectile, ricocheted off Timmy’s forehead and landed squarely…on the bald head of Judge Thompson, who was meticulously judging.

The Judge, a man known for his stoicism, jumped a foot. He glared around, his spectacles askew, a single cherry pit clinging precariously to his gleaming pate. Agnes, mortified, could only point weakly at her sweater, as if to say, “Don’t blame me, blame the goose!” The crowd erupted in laughter, and even Judge Thompson cracked a smile. Agnes, despite losing the contest, became an instant legend. Her “Silly Goose” sweater had officially made history.

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