Official You Wanna Be My Pet So Bad Hypnosis T Shirt Sweater

Okay, let’s imagine this scenario:

Sarah is a shy librarian, usually blending into the background. One day, she accidentally wears the “Official You Wanna Be My Pet So Bad Hypnosis T Shirt Sweater” to work. She had grabbed it from the laundry pile in a sleep-deprived haze, completely oblivious to its… provocative message.

The first indication something’s off is the sudden increase in foot traffic. Usually, Tuesdays are dead. But today, people are browsing *everything*, making prolonged eye contact. Then, Mark from IT, who usually avoids her, offers to fix her computer, looking strangely…eager.

The real kicker is Mrs. Higgins, the notoriously grumpy head librarian. Instead of her usual scowl, she’s beaming, offering Sarah a cup of tea and suggesting a promotion! Sarah, mortified and utterly confused, tries to hide the sweater, but it’s too late. The hypnotic effect is in full swing.

She spends the rest of the day navigating a bizarre reality where everyone seems desperate to please her, doing her bidding before she even asks. By the time she gets home, she’s exhausted, wondering if she should burn the sweater or, perhaps, exploit its power for good (like finally getting the library budget increased).

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