Official Pumpkin Me And The Gang T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her heart, was always a bit…enthusiastic about holidays. This year, she’d gone all-in on Halloween, ordering an “Official Pumpkin Me And The Gang T Shirt Sweater” for herself and matching ones for her chihuahua, Princess Fluffybutt, and her surprisingly buff nephew, Kevin.

Disaster struck at the annual neighborhood pumpkin carving contest. Agnes, attempting a particularly ambitious jack-o’-lantern depicting a three-dimensional haunted house, had gotten a little carried away with the power drill. Suddenly, the drill slipped, catching the sleeve of her “Official Pumpkin Me And The Gang T Shirt Sweater.” With a dramatic rip, half the pumpkin-orange fabric detached, leaving her looking like a deflated, slightly deranged, pumpkin-themed superhero.

Worse still, the drill, now freed from its fleshy prison, whizzed across the table, taking out Kevin’s meticulously carved Frankenstein and showering him in pumpkin guts. Princess Fluffybutt, startled by the sudden orange explosion, promptly peed on the remaining half of Agnes’s sweater. Agnes, covered in pumpkin shrapnel and chihuahua pee, could only manage a defeated, “Well, this is just… ghastly.”

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SHIPPING TIME

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International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

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