Official John Lennon The Beatles 85th Anniversary 1940 2025 Thank You For The Memories Signature T Shirt Sweater
Bertram, a man whose enthusiasm outweighed his common sense, was determined to wear his prized “Official John Lennon The Beatles 85th Anniversary 1940 2025 Thank You For The Memories Signature T Shirt Sweater” to the local Beatles tribute band night. He’d ironed it meticulously, even though the iron was ancient and left a faint grid pattern across Lennon’s signature.
Disaster struck during his attempt to navigate the crowded pub with a pint of suspiciously green beer. He tripped over a rogue amplifier cable, sending him sprawling. The beer, naturally, took flight. Most of it landed squarely on the chest of a woman wearing a pristine white dress, but a generous splattering decorated Bertram’s commemorative sweater.
Horrified, he scrambled to his feet, muttering apologies. The woman, remarkably calm, simply dabbed at her dress with a napkin. Bertram, however, was fixated on the green stain blooming across Lennon’s face on his sweater. It looked less like a tribute and more like the legendary Beatle had developed a severe case of beer-induced hives. He sighed. He’d always wanted to stand out, but not like *this*. Maybe he should just stick to wearing plain sweaters from now on.
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