Official Higher I Love Stronge Aerobics T Shirt Sweater

The line at the DMV snaked around the room like a disgruntled anaconda. Beatrice sighed, shifting her weight from one sensible, orthotic-friendly shoe to the other. The air hung thick with the scent of desperation and stale coffee. She clutched her number – 47B – like a winning lottery ticket, though she knew the prize was merely the privilege of renewing her driver’s license.

Ahead of her, a man stood out like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons. He was tall, lanky, and radiating an almost unsettling level of serenity. What truly caught Beatrice’s eye, however, was his attire. He sported perfectly pressed khakis, sensible sandals, and an “Official Higher I Love Stronge Aerobics T Shirt Sweater.” The words were printed in a bold, slightly faded font, accompanied by a cartoon rendering of a muscle-bound kangaroo mid-kick.

Beatrice squinted. An aerobics enthusiast? In *that*? And with that particular spelling error? It was a baffling combination. He seemed utterly oblivious to the stares he was attracting, humming softly to himself and occasionally stretching his neck with elaborate, slow movements. This, Beatrice thought, was either a man completely at peace with himself, or a performance art piece designed to induce existential dread in unsuspecting DMV patrons. Either way, she was intrigued.

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