Official Worrx Mega Hurts T Shirt Sweater

Okay, let’s imagine this:

I’m walking down the street, wearing my “Official Worrx Mega Hurts T Shirt Sweater” – a gag gift from my overly enthusiastic brother. It’s bright yellow, emblazoned with a cartoon character clutching its stomach and the words “Mega Hurts” in neon green. I’m trying to blend in, but the shirt is a beacon.

Suddenly, a woman rushes up to me, eyes wide with concern. “Oh my god! Are you okay? You look awful!” she exclaims, pointing at my shirt. I stammer, “I’m fine, it’s just a…a joke.”

She doesn’t buy it. “No, no, you’re clearly suffering. I’m a holistic healer! Tell me where it hurts. Is it your digestion? Your aura? I can sense a blockage!”

Before I can explain, she’s already reaching for my stomach, muttering about chakras and energy flow. A small crowd starts to gather, offering herbal remedies and unsolicited advice. My simple trip to the grocery store has devolved into a full-blown wellness intervention, all thanks to the most ironically misleading piece of clothing I own. Now, I’m stuck pretending to have a mysterious ailment to avoid hurting anyone’s feelings, and desperately wishing I’d just worn a plain t-shirt.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]