Official Santa Doesnt Believe In You Either Ugly Holiday Christmas T Shirt Sweater

The flickering neon sign of the laundromat buzzed, casting a sickly green glow on Mrs. Higgins as she wrestled a king-sized comforter into an industrial washing machine. It was Christmas Eve, a fact she’d almost managed to forget until the relentlessly cheerful carols started blaring from the radio. She sighed, shoving in a handful of quarters. At least the rhythmic churning of the machine was a distraction.

Across the room, a man with a beard that looked suspiciously glued-on was folding a pile of laundry with surprising efficiency. He wore an “Official Santa Doesn’t Believe In You Either Ugly Holiday Christmas T Shirt Sweater.” Mrs. Higgins snorted. The irony wasn’t lost on her, especially considering the mountain of Christmas decorations she’d just spent the last three weeks putting up.

He caught her eye and offered a lopsided grin. “Ironic, isn’t it?” he said, gesturing to his sweater. “But hey, someone’s gotta keep it real, even on Christmas.” Mrs. Higgins, usually one for polite conversation, just grunted and turned back to the relentless churning of her comforter. Real was precisely what she was trying to escape.

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