Official Hubris Cannon A Shot Your Straight Ed Friends Can Get Behind T Shirt Sweater

The sun, a blatant, unapologetic orange, hammered through the blinds, painting stripes across Ben’s face. He groaned, batting at the light like it was personally insulting him. Last night’s band practice had bled into a late-night ramen session, fueled by cheap beer and even cheaper philosophical debates. Now, the consequences throbbed behind his eyes.

He glanced at the crumpled “Official Hubris Cannon” t-shirt lying on the floor, a souvenir from some ironically-named punk band he’d seen last week. It was a ridiculous design, a cannon firing smugness, but somehow… fitting. Especially now.

A faint scent of stale coffee and unwashed laundry clung to the air. Ben dragged himself upright, feeling the familiar pang of guilt for not hitting the gym. He was supposed to be embodying discipline, the pinnacle of straight-edge virtue. Instead, he was a hungover mess, contemplating the cosmic irony of his existence.

He padded to the kitchen, the linoleum cold under his bare feet. He needed coffee, strong and black, a shot of pure, unadulterated caffeine to combat the creeping feeling that the Hubris Cannon had, indeed, fired. And he was squarely in the blast radius.

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