Official Im Quite Confident My Last Words Will Be Are You Fucking Kidding Me T Shirt Sweater

The bus lurched, sending a ripple of groans through the morning commute. A woman clutching a precarious stack of files nearly face-planted into a pole. Amidst the chaos, a teenage boy with neon green hair was loudly live-streaming on his phone.

“Yo, what’s up, fam? Stuck on the 44 again, looking like a sardine convention in here. Check out this guy, though!” He swung the camera towards a portly man struggling to reach the overhead rail. “He’s got the existential dread drip going strong.”

He zoomed in on the man’s t-shirt. “Oh. My. God. It’s… it’s glorious. ‘Official I’m Quite Confident My Last Words Will Be Are You Fucking Kidding Me’ T-Shirt Sweater. Is that even grammatically correct? I don’t even care. That’s the energy I need in my life. That’s the energy we ALL need in our lives!”

A few scattered chuckles rippled through the bus. The man in question, startled, glanced down at his shirt, a sheepish grin spreading across his face. He adjusted his glasses and mumbled something about it being a gift from his daughter.

“A gift from the gods, more like!” the teen exclaimed. “Alright chat, let’s get this trending! #AreYouFuckingKiddingMeShirt #BusLife #ExistentialCrisisFashion” The bus hit a pothole, sending him sprawling into a giggling girl with a unicorn backpack. The man with the shirt chuckled, shaking his head. Just another Monday.

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