Official Washington Dc This Is Why We Cant Have Nice Thing T Shirt Sweater

Sarah clutched her “Official Washington DC This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” t-shirt a little tighter as she surveyed the carnage. The community garden, once a vibrant tapestry of tomatoes and sunflowers, was now a wasteland of trampled zucchini and uprooted pepper plants. Squirrels, emboldened by some unseen force, were brazenly devouring the last remaining strawberries.

What if, Sarah thought, this wasn’t just squirrels. What if this shirt *actually* worked? What if it was a cosmic amplifier of petty frustrations? Every time someone wore it, chaos ensued on a small scale, reflecting the shirt’s message.

Suddenly, Mrs. Henderson’s prize-winning roses started spontaneously shedding their petals. A rogue gust of wind ripped a carefully constructed scarecrow limb from limb. A toddler, previously content with his sandbox, began flinging sand with laser-like precision.

Sarah’s eyes widened. Maybe, just maybe, this wasn’t a coincidence. Maybe she needed to retire this shirt, or at least, only wear it on days she planned to stay inside and avoid all forms of civilization. The fate of the community garden, and possibly the entire neighborhood, might just rest on her wardrobe choice.

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