Official Im With The Walmart Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater

Agnes hummed along to a jaunty polka tune emanating from her ancient Walkman, carefully positioning a rubber chicken wearing a tiny cowboy hat on her porch swing. It was almost Halloween, and her decorations were reaching peak ridiculous. A gaggle of teenagers ambled past, their eyes widening at the spectacle of a skeletal flamingo perched atop a stack of pumpkins. One of them snickered, pointing at Agnes, who was, at this moment, wrestling a giant inflatable spider into submission.

“Look at *her*,” the teen whispered, but loud enough for Agnes to hear.

Agnes, never one to back down from a good-natured ribbing, straightened up, smoothed down her already-wrinkled dress, and puffed out her chest. She then dramatically swept her arm, revealing the bold lettering emblazoned across her oversized sweater: “Official Im With The Walmart Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater.” She winked. The teens erupted in laughter, snapping pictures on their phones. Agnes chuckled, returning to her spider wrangling. Let them laugh. She was living her best, most absurd life, and if a few teenagers found it entertaining, well, that was just a bonus. Besides, she knew deep down they were secretly jealous of her commitment to the bit.

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