Official Im With The Tyson Foods Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater

Brenda sighed, folding another load of laundry. “Honestly, Todd,” she called out, her voice echoing from the laundry room. “Did you *have* to buy the ‘Official Im With The Tyson Foods Witch Villains Halloween T Shirt Sweater’?” Todd, emerging from the kitchen with a half-eaten pickle in hand, grinned sheepishly. “It was on sale!” he defended, brandishing the offending garment. It was a truly hideous thing, a Frankensteinian mashup of corporate branding and Halloween camp.

“On sale for what, your dignity?” Brenda retorted, but the corners of her mouth twitched. She had to admit, the sheer absurdity of it was almost endearing. Their neighbor, Agnes, would probably have a conniption. Last year, Agnes had nearly choked on her pumpkin spice latte when she saw Todd’s inflatable T-Rex wearing a tiny cowboy hat. This year, the Tyson Foods Witch Villain sweater threatened to push her over the edge. Todd, oblivious to the potential Agnes-induced drama, was already trying it on, striking a pose that involved a dramatic eyebrow raise and a flexed bicep. “Come on, Brenda,” he pleaded. “It’s ironically awesome! We can wear matching ones and terrorize trick-or-treaters!” Brenda just shook her head, a small smile playing on her lips. Some battles, she knew, were simply not worth fighting. Especially not against a man wielding the power of a deeply discounted, offensively ridiculous Halloween sweater.

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