Official You Dont Know A Die Hard Fan Until You Meet A Buffalo Bills Fan Mascot T Shirt Sweater

Rain lashed against the greasy windows of “The Rusty Mug,” blurring the neon beer signs into hazy halos. Inside, the air hung thick with the scent of stale peanuts and desperation. Across from me, Brenda gnawed on a chicken wing, her eyes glued to the flickering TV screen, where a game of darts was being played with agonizing slowness.

I’d come to The Rusty Mug for the anonymity, but Brenda, with her infectious enthusiasm for… well, everything, had shattered that illusion. She’d latched onto me like a remora on a shark, regaling me with tales of her prize-winning petunias and her surprisingly lucrative career as a taxidermist.

Then she’d noticed my shirt.

“Oh my god! You like Die Hard?” she’d shrieked, startling the bartender. “Wait… wait just a darn minute!” She’d squinted, tilting her head. “Is that… is that the ‘Official You Don’t Know A Die Hard Fan Until You Meet A Buffalo Bills Fan Mascot T-Shirt Sweater?’”

I’d mumbled something about a regrettable Black Friday impulse buy. Truth was, I just liked the font.

Brenda, however, was not to be deterred. “Honey, you have NO IDEA. I once saw a guy wearing that to a Bills game IN January. Shirtless. Covered in blue and red body paint. He ate a whole chili dog… WITH the wrapper!” She leaned closer, her eyes gleaming. “You think you know Die Hard? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen that level of dedication.”

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