Official Shannon The Clams Banana T Shirt Sweater

The alarm blared a death knell at 6:00 AM, immediately followed by the cat launching himself from the top of the wardrobe, landing squarely on my stomach. Groaning, I wrestled him off, tripped over a rogue roller skate, and face-planted into a pile of laundry. Amongst the crumpled clothes, a flash of yellow caught my eye. It was the “Official Shannon The Clams Banana T Shirt Sweater,” a beacon of sunshine amidst the morning gloom. I grabbed it, figuring a ridiculous sweater was exactly the kind of absurdity this day demanded.

Coffee spilled, the toaster short-circuited, and my toast emerged looking like charcoal briquettes. My phone buzzed incessantly with work emails, each one seemingly more urgent than the last. Slipping on the Banana T Shirt Sweater, I felt a flicker of defiant amusement. At least I looked banana-rific while navigating this catastrophe. As I finally wrestled my keys from under the sofa cushions, the dog decided to use my leg as a chew toy. Deep breath. It was Monday. And at least I had my sweater.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

We Ship Worldwide
Ships from United States

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]