Official Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onion T Shirt Sweater

Brenda loved her “Official Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onion T Shirt Sweater.” It was a garish, knitted monstrosity featuring, as the name suggests, a giant, slightly-off-color burger on the front. She wore it everywhere, much to the chagrin of her book club.

Today, Brenda was volunteering at the annual town picnic, manning the dunk tank. Little Timmy, a notoriously bad-aimed kid with a penchant for mischief, stepped up to the plate. He wound up, let out a mighty yell, and launched the baseball…straight into Brenda’s burger.

Not the metal target that would release the seat, mind you, but directly into the knit burger on her sweater. The force of the impact, combined with the slightly-too-tight fit of the sweater, caused the entire burger applique to detach. It landed, with a plop, directly in a nearby bowl of potato salad. Timmy, speechless, just pointed. Brenda, covered in loose yarn and slightly damp potato salad, sighed. “Well,” she said, trying to maintain her composure, “at least it completes the meal.” The crowd erupted in laughter, and Timmy finally managed a sheepish, “Sorry, Brenda!”

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