Official Sorry I Am Cranky Im Going Through My Terrible Sixties Right Now Gnome T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, usually the sweetest woman on the block, was currently radiating a low-grade electrical storm. She was wearing *that* shirt – the “Official Sorry I Am Cranky Im Going Through My Terrible Sixties Right Now Gnome T Shirt Sweater,” a recent birthday gift from her daughter, bless her oblivious heart.

What if the shirt wasn’t just a funny gag? What if it was a magical truth-teller, amplifying Agnes’s already-present, but usually well-contained, grumpiness?

Today, the shirt was working overtime. A robin dared to chirp too loudly outside her window, prompting Agnes to yell at it. The grocery store cashier dared to ask if she needed help finding anything – Agnes pointedly refused, then spent the next five minutes wandering aimlessly, muttering about the absurdity of aisle layouts. Even her beloved cat, Mittens, earned a glare for shedding on the new rug.

The worst part? Agnes didn’t even realize she was being particularly awful. The shirt had taken over, a fluffy, passive-aggressive conductor of her inner crank. The question was, would the magic wear off? Or would Agnes become known as the “Cranky Gnome Lady” of Maple Street?

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