Official John F Kennedy America First Usa Flag T Shirt Sweater

Bertram loved a good theme party. Tonight was “Historical Figures, But Make it Fashion.” He’d spent weeks agonizing over his outfit. Finally, he settled on recreating a JFK-era campaign rally, complete with a navy suit, perfectly coiffed hair (borrowed from his poodle, Princess Fluffybutt), and the centerpiece: an “Official John F Kennedy America First Usa Flag T Shirt Sweater” he’d found online. He reasoned it was avant-garde, a postmodern commentary on historical appropriation.

The party was in full swing when disaster struck. During a particularly rousing rendition of “Hail to the Chief” on karaoke, Bertram, overcome with patriotic fervor (or perhaps too much wine), jumped onto a table, microphone in hand. He tripped, sending a cascade of crudités flying. As he flailed, desperately trying to regain his balance, his “Official John F Kennedy America First Usa Flag T Shirt Sweater” caught on a strategically placed pineapple centerpiece.

With a loud RIP, the sweater detached from the T-shirt, leaving Bertram standing on the table in his undershirt, clutching a tattered, pineapple-juice-stained flag sweater. The karaoke cut out. A hush fell over the room. Bertram, defeated, mumbled, “I guess… I guess I should have gone as Nixon.”

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