Official If This Flag Offends You Ill Help You Pack Australia T Shirt Sweater

Agnes hummed off-key to a jaunty ukulele tune, carefully folding laundry. Her cat, Bartholomew, a fluffy Persian with an air of permanent disdain, watched her every move from the ironing board. “Honestly, Bartholomew,” she said, smoothing a particularly wrinkled tea towel, “you’d think I was trying to dismantle a nuclear reactor, not just putting away socks.”

A stack of brightly colored t-shirts lay waiting. One, in particular, caught her eye. “Official If This Flag Offends You Ill Help You Pack Australia T Shirt Sweater,” it boldly proclaimed. Agnes chuckled. She’d bought it on a whim at a quirky tourist shop during her trip to Sydney last year. It was utterly ridiculous, and she secretly loved it.

Bartholomew blinked slowly, unimpressed. He clearly preferred the simpler pleasures in life, like napping on freshly ironed linen. Agnes held up the shirt, inspecting it. “Maybe I’ll wear this to Brenda’s barbecue next week,” she mused. “It’s bound to spark a conversation. Or at least get a few eye rolls from Uncle Barry. He’s so easily offended.” She imagined his sputtering outrage and smiled. Yes, the shirt was definitely barbecue-worthy. Bartholomew, sensing a shift in Agnes’s mood, promptly rolled over and began licking his paw, clearly signaling his disinterest in geopolitics, Australian nationalism, and offensive clothing.

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