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Agnes hummed along to a polka, carefully ironing a stack of t-shirts for her Etsy shop. Her designs were…eclectic, to say the least. Today’s batch included a vintage-inspired “Keep Calm and Knit On,” a surprisingly popular “I Love My Corgi More Than Most People,” and then, nestled in between, the infamous “Official I Wan Hollow Point Usa Pro Life Dies Anyway T Shirt Sweater.” Agnes winced. It was Barry’s idea, her husband, the self-proclaimed “provocateur of the textile arts.” She still didn’t entirely understand it, and honestly, preferred not to.

The iron hissed as she smoothed out a particularly stubborn wrinkle. The absurdity of it all struck her. Here she was, a retired librarian with a penchant for floral aprons, responsible for selling a shirt that sounded like a particularly aggressive political debate gone horribly wrong. She sighed, a puff of air that ruffled a stray strand of grey hair. People were weird. Barry was weird. And yet, last week, someone had actually bought three. Agnes shook her head, a smile playing on her lips. Maybe she should just embrace the chaos. After all, life was too short to iron out every single wrinkle, especially when it came to questionable t-shirt slogans.

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