Official Houston Oilers Football Logo T Shirt Sweater

Barry, a man whose fashion sense peaked in 1983, proudly sported his “Official Houston Oilers Football Logo T Shirt Sweater” – a garment that looked like a vintage t-shirt had been violently fused with a grandma-knitted sweater. It was a sight to behold. He was at the annual chili cook-off, convinced his secret ingredient (a single, suspiciously aged pickle) would win him the coveted Golden Ladle.

As he bent over the bubbling pot, stirring with a flourish, the unthinkable happened. A rogue strand of the sweater, emboldened by years of neglect, snagged on a nearby decorative chili pepper strung up for ambiance. Barry, oblivious, continued stirring, pulling the string tighter and tighter.

Suddenly, the entire string of chili peppers, resembling a fiery, vegetable necklace, ripped free and landed directly in his chili. Barry, startled, jumped back, tripping over a cooler full of lukewarm beer. He landed, face-first, directly in his own chili pot, now adorned with a garland of spicy peppers. The “Official Houston Oilers Football Logo T Shirt Sweater,” previously a monument to questionable taste, was now a testament to chili-related disaster. He emerged, coughing and sputtering, looking like a spicy, vintage-themed swamp monster. The pickle, thankfully, remained unscathed.

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

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