Official Halloween Its Just A Bunch Of Hocus Poke Us T Shirt Sweater

The alarm blared at 6 AM, a screeching insult to Monday morning. Already, chaos reigned. Toast was burning, the cat was attempting a death-defying leap onto the ceiling fan, and my daughter, Lily, was wailing about her missing unicorn headband.

I wrestled the charred bread from the toaster, simultaneously dodging feline projectiles and trying to soothe the headband crisis. That’s when I spotted it – the “Official Halloween Its Just A Bunch of Hocus Poke Us T Shirt Sweater,” a vibrant orange monstrosity Lily insisted on wearing.

“Lily, honey, it’s March,” I sighed, but she was already halfway into it, the oversized sleeves engulfing her tiny hands. “But Mommy, it’s comfy!” she declared, a triumphant grin splitting her face.

I surrendered. Coffee first, sanity later. As I frantically poured caffeine into my system, Lily, looking like a walking Halloween decoration, proceeded to spill her orange juice down the front of her already questionable sweater. This was going to be a long day. At least we were bringing some early Halloween spirit to the grocery store, maybe even scare away the Monday blues.

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