Official Fursuiting Is My Cardio T Shirt Sweater

The alarm screamed at 6:00 AM, a banshee wail that ripped me from a dream where I was inexplicably tap-dancing with a badger. Monday had arrived. I smacked the snooze button with the ferocity of a honey badger defending its territory.

Twenty minutes later, I lurched out of bed, tripping over the cat who’d decided my leg was the perfect scratching post. Cursing under my breath, I navigated the minefield of laundry and half-eaten cereal bowls left over from Sunday’s gaming session.

Coffee was a necessity, but the grinder chose this precise moment to stage a rebellion, spewing beans across the counter. I wrestled with the machine, muttering about the joys of capitalism and the impending doom of the work week.

Then, the phone rang. It was my boss. “Running late? The presentation’s in an hour!” Panic seized me. I frantically grabbed the first thing I could find – my lucky “Official Fursuiting Is My Cardio T Shirt Sweater” – figuring the comfortable warmth would calm my nerves.

By the time I slammed the door behind me, coffee-stained, slightly cat-scratched, and sporting my ridiculously specific sweater, I was a walking, talking embodiment of Monday morning chaos. At least I was warm, and maybe, just maybe, my co-workers would find my choice of attire amusing enough to distract them from my tardiness.

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