Official Donald Trump Trumpkin Make Halloween Great Again T Shirt Sweater

The crisp October air nipped at Martha’s exposed ears as she wrestled with the tangled string of pumpkin lights. Every year, it was the same battle, a miniature war fought on her front lawn. This year, though, the stakes felt higher. Agnes Peterson, notorious for her prize-winning gourds and even more prize-winning gossip, had already hung her scarecrow, a masterpiece of plaid and straw. Martha wouldn’t be outdone.

She finally untangled the lights, plugging them in with a triumphant grunt. A single bulb flickered weakly, then died. “Blast it all!” she muttered. Digging through her overflowing Halloween decoration box, she unearthed a crumpled, slightly faded t-shirt. “Well, isn’t this a sight for sore eyes?” she chuckled to herself. It was the “Official Donald Trump Trumpkin Make Halloween Great Again T Shirt Sweater,” a relic from 2016 that her son, bless his heart, had thought was *hilarious*.

Martha, a staunch Democrat, had hidden it away in shame, but now… an idea sparked. It was so ridiculous, so utterly *wrong*, that it might just work. Maybe, just maybe, this year, she’d beat Agnes at her own game. She grabbed a spare pumpkin and a marker. This was going to be interesting.

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