Official Charlie Kirk Justice For A True Patriot T Shirt Sweater

Agnes had been SO excited to finally wear her “Official Charlie Kirk Justice For A True Patriot T Shirt Sweater” to the pickleball tournament. She’d painstakingly ironed the graphic, making sure Charlie’s tiny, almost-too-small-for-his-head face was perfectly wrinkle-free.

Unfortunately, Agnes also decided to “hydrate” with a jumbo-sized, neon green sports drink. During a particularly vigorous volley, Agnes let out a triumphant yell, simultaneously swinging her paddle and accidentally flinging a geyser of the green liquid directly onto… you guessed it.

The once-pristine “Official Charlie Kirk Justice For A True Patriot T Shirt Sweater” now sported a Jackson Pollock-esque pattern of radioactive green. Even worse, the sports drink seemed to react with the ink, causing Charlie Kirk’s face to distort and blur, making him look less like a staunch conservative and more like a melting, slightly grumpy garden gnome.

Agnes, mortified, could only sputter, “It was… it was an accident! I swear, I still support… the principles!” The opposing team, struggling to stifle their laughter, offered her a towel and a suggestion that maybe she try tie-dye next time.

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