Official You Cant Fix Stupid But You Can Numb It With A 2×4 Donkey Holding A Plank T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her heart, was never one for directions. So, naturally, she volunteered to navigate the church picnic games. The “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” event quickly descended into chaos. Agnes, squinting at the map (upside down, naturally), directed contestants to spin in increasingly erratic patterns. One poor soul, dizzy as a top, stumbled headfirst into the prize table, sending a mountain of homemade pies cascading onto the picnic blanket.

Amidst the sticky carnage, Agnes wailed, “I’m so sorry! I just… I got confused!” Pastor Miller, covered in blueberry filling and trying to salvage a lemon meringue, sighed. He pointed to a man wearing an “Official You Can’t Fix Stupid But You Can Numb It With A 2×4 Donkey Holding A Plank T Shirt Sweater” – a gift from his son, a contractor with a dark sense of humor. “Agnes,” he said wearily, “I think that gentleman’s shirt might be giving you advice right now.” Agnes, however, just grabbed a pie and started flinging it at the rogue donkey from the game, convinced it was the source of all her navigational woes.

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