Official Im Only Drinking This Much Wine To Collect The Corks For A Project I Saw On Pinterest T Shirt Sweater

The alarm blared at 6 AM. Today was the day: school bake sale, Sarah’s soccer game, and a mountain of laundry threatening to topple. I choked down instant coffee, juggling toast and a screaming toddler. Sarah’s game was a nail-biter, ending in a tie thanks to her last-minute goal. Back home, the bake sale goods looked like a Jackson Pollock painting after a rogue whisk attack.

By 7 PM, I was sprawled on the couch, defeated. The laundry remained unconquered, the sugar rush had faded from the kids, and my brain felt like scrambled eggs. Reaching for the nearest stress-reliever, a bottle of Cabernet, I remembered the T-shirt. “Official Im Only Drinking This Much Wine To Collect The Corks For A Project I Saw On Pinterest.” I chuckled, the absurd slogan strangely comforting. At least *one* thing today would have a purpose. I’d finally start that corkboard world map… eventually. Right now, I just needed the wine.

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