Official Charlie Kirk Martyr For Democracy Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater

The subway car rattled, a metal serpent devouring the city. Maria clutched her reusable grocery bag, trying to avoid eye contact with the man across from her who was loudly Facetiming about cryptocurrency. Suddenly, a booming laugh erupted from the back.

“Hey, check this out!” a voice bellowed. “My cousin sent me this gem.”

He shuffled forward, squeezing past a woman with a mountain of shopping bags, holding up his phone for all to see. On the screen was a picture of a man wearing… well, it was something.

“’Official Charlie Kirk Martyr For Democracy Shirts Men T Shirt Sweater’!” he roared, nearly spitting with laughter. “Can you believe this garbage? Who’s gonna buy that?!”

A few nervous glances were exchanged. The cryptocurrency guy paused his call, momentarily intrigued. A teenager with bright pink hair snorted.

“Seriously?” the man continued, oblivious. “Like, he’s martyred for… what exactly? Spreading misinformation?”

Maria, finally losing patience, piped up, “Maybe he just really likes itchy wool sweaters with his face plastered on them?”

The man guffawed, slapping his knee. “Good one! I’m gonna use that.” He shook his head, still chuckling as the train screeched to a halt, doors hissing open. “Well, gotta go spread the absurdity! Later, folks!” He hopped off, leaving a lingering scent of cheap cologne and bewilderment in his wake.

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