Official Charlie Kirk Freedom Is Not Free T Shirt Sweater

Bertram, bless his heart, was convinced he was a revolutionary. He’d even invested in the “Official Charlie Kirk Freedom Is Not Free T Shirt Sweater,” which, in the summer heat, made him look less like a freedom fighter and more like a melting snowman.

Today was the day he’d finally put his convictions into action: volunteering at the local petting zoo. Bertram, sweating profusely in his freedom-themed sweater, was tasked with refilling the goat pen’s water trough. He’d hoisted a comically oversized watering can when disaster struck.

A particularly rambunctious goat, named Bartholomew, decided Bertram’s sweater was a scratching post. Bartholomew launched himself, hooves flailing, catching the watering can and tipping its contents directly onto Bertram.

Bertram, now soaked and smelling distinctly of goat, slipped in the mud. He landed squarely in the trough, the “Official Charlie Kirk Freedom Is Not Free T Shirt Sweater” clinging to him like a soggy declaration of independence. Bartholomew, meanwhile, nibbled contentedly on a loose thread, seemingly unimpressed with Bertram’s commitment to liberty.

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