Official I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me I Wish Sudden Explosive Diarrhea While Stuck In Traffic T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was known for her… expressive apparel. Her latest acquisition, the “Official I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me I Wish Sudden Explosive Diarrhea While Stuck In Traffic T Shirt Sweater,” was causing quite a stir at the bake sale. She’d worn it, naturally, while volunteering to judge the “Best Lemon Meringue Pie” category.

Disaster struck when, during the judging of Mrs. Higgins’ notoriously tart pie, Agnes, overcome with a combination of lemon zest and righteous indignation (apparently, Mrs. Higgins had once parked in her spot at Bingo), leaned in a little *too* aggressively. Her oversized sweater, with its, shall we say, *unconventional* message, snagged on Mrs. Higgins’ prize-winning meringue.

Suddenly, Agnes was sporting a fluffy white beard, and Mrs. Higgins was staring at the slogan plastered across Agnes’ chest with a mixture of horror and morbid fascination. The silence was broken only by little Timmy Henderson, who pointed and shrieked, “Look, Mommy! That lady wants everyone to have poopy pants!” Agnes, covered in meringue and mortified, could only manage a weak, “It’s a *sweater*!” before fleeing the scene, leaving a trail of lemon-scented meringue in her wake.

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