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The day started with a toddler apocalypse. Cereal flung like confetti, a rogue diaper explosion, and a screaming match over a blue sippy cup. Then, the car wouldn’t start. Cue a frantic call to roadside assistance and a mad dash on the bus, arriving late to a meeting where my boss was droning on about Q3 projections. My brain felt like scrambled eggs.

Lunch was a sad desk salad eaten while answering emails. The afternoon brought a coding error that threatened to derail the entire project. By 6 PM, I was a walking caffeine addict, ready to scream into a pillow. Finally, I stumbled home, exhausted, to find my husband wearing that ridiculous “Official You Cant Fix Addition But The Sailplanes Sure Make It Easy To Spot A Pilot X Trump Hair T Shirt Sweater” he got at a bizarre novelty shop.

Seeing it, I just sighed. “Well,” I muttered, “at least *that* is something I can’t fix.” The sheer absurdity of the shirt, a monument to questionable taste and unfixable situations, was somehow the perfect summation of my day. Some things are just beyond repair, you know? Like toddler tantrums, broken code, and… that sweater.

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