Official Nasum Inhaled Exhaled T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, a self-proclaimed metalhead of the “extremely serious” variety, was attempting a particularly ambitious jump during a pogo competition at the local community fair. She’d spent weeks practicing her “anti-gravity bounce” in her basement, fueled by lukewarm Mountain Dew and the sheer righteous fury of grindcore.

Today was the day. Agnes, clad in her prized “Official Nasum Inhaled Exhaled T Shirt Sweater” (which, admittedly, was a bit too big and smelled faintly of mothballs), launched herself into the air. Unfortunately, her foot snagged on a rogue root sticking out of the ground.

Instead of the graceful, soaring leap she envisioned, Agnes performed a spectacular faceplant directly into a giant inflatable corn on the cob. The air whooshed out of the cob, deflating with a mournful sigh. Agnes, momentarily stunned and covered in bits of vinyl corn husk, emerged sputtering.

The crowd gasped, then erupted in laughter. The “Official Nasum Inhaled Exhaled T Shirt Sweater” was now adorned with a single, perfectly-placed kernel, and Agnes looked less like a purveyor of sonic annihilation and more like a harvest festival reject. She sighed, brushed off the corn, and muttered, “Well, that’s grindcore.”

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