Official Minion Middle Finger You Think I Give A Fuck About Who Doesnt Like Me Bitch My Own Family T Shirt Sweater

Rain lashed against the window of the greasy spoon diner, mimicking the emotional storm brewing inside Agnes. She stirred her lukewarm coffee, the spoon clinking against the thick ceramic mug like a mournful bell. Across from her, Barry meticulously dismantled his breakfast sausage, separating the casing from the meat with the precision of a surgeon. He was avoiding eye contact, as usual.

Agnes sighed, the sound lost in the hiss of the espresso machine. She was here for a reason, a difficult one, and Barry’s silent breakfast performance wasn’t helping. “So,” she began, her voice wavering slightly, “about Mom’s will…”

Barry finally looked up, his eyes the color of dishwater. And that’s when Agnes saw it. Underneath his open denim jacket, peeking out from the collar of his threadbare flannel, was the neck of… well, the only way to describe it was… an aggressively cheerful statement piece. It was a grey sweater, and emblazoned across the front, in bold yellow and blue, was the image of a Minion gleefully flipping the bird, accompanied by the legend: “Official Minion Middle Finger You Think I Give A Fuck About Who Doesnt Like Me Bitch My Own Family T Shirt Sweater.”

Agnes stared, dumbfounded. This, during a conversation about their recently deceased mother’s inheritance? This, on Barry, the perpetually anxious accountant? She almost choked on her coffee. This was going to be a long morning.

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