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Rain lashed against the greasy window of the pawn shop, blurring the neon glow of the “CASH 4 GOLD” sign. Inside, Leo shivered, his threadbare leather jacket offering little protection against the November chill. He’d been pacing for what felt like hours, the rhythmic squeak of his worn boots on the linoleum grating on Mrs. Petrov’s already frayed nerves.

Mrs. Petrov, a woman whose face resembled a crumpled roadmap, peered at him over her spectacles. “You gonna buy something, or you gonna dry out the floor, Mr…?”

“Uh, just Leo,” he mumbled, pulling at the collar of his… well, it was a statement, alright. An “Official Rip Big Guy Real Gs Move In Silence Like Lasagna T Shirt Sweater,” a garment he’d inherited from his Uncle Sal, a man who lived life loud and died even louder. Leo hadn’t the heart to get rid of it, even if it did scream “desperate for attention” in fluorescent green lettering.

He finally stopped pacing in front of a dusty display case. Inside, nestled amongst broken watches and tarnished silverware, lay a tarnished silver locket. It was small, almost insignificant, but something about it tugged at him. Maybe it was the tiny, intricately carved rose on its face, or maybe it was the sheer incongruity of it amidst the pawn shop’s usual fare. He pointed a hesitant finger. “How much for that locket?”

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