Official We Dont Need To Make It Complicated T Shirt Sweater

Agnes, notorious for her minimalist approach to life, was attempting to assemble a flat-pack bookshelf. Dressed in her favorite “Official We Dont Need To Make It Complicated T Shirt Sweater” (which, ironically, was covered in a chaotic Jackson Pollock-esque splatter of paint from a previous, similarly disastrous DIY project), she was convinced she could conquer this furniture beast without instructions.

Famous last words.

She’d gotten as far as attaching the side panels when disaster struck. In a moment of inspired, yet deeply flawed, engineering, she’d decided to use her head as a makeshift clamp. Leaning with all her might to hold the pieces together, she’d wedged herself in tighter than a cork in a champagne bottle.

Panic set in. Agnes wriggled, the “Official We Dont Need To Make It Complicated T Shirt Sweater” riding up around her neck. Her glasses slid down her nose. She was now a human bookshelf ornament.

Her neighbor, Bob, found her an hour later. He was doubled over with laughter, while Agnes, red-faced and slightly bruised, was muttering about the inherent complications of simple living. He eventually freed her, but not before snapping a photo. He claimed it was “evidence for the insurance company,” but Agnes knew it would become his next Christmas card.

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