Official Cam Coleman Superstar Pose T Shirt Sweater
Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was a volunteer at the annual Chili Cook-Off. Her specialty was “Grandma’s Ghost Pepper Gauntlet,” a chili so spicy, it made grown men weep. This year, Agnes decided to wear her brand new “Official Cam Coleman Superstar Pose T Shirt Sweater” – a truly hideous garment featuring a football player mid-leap against a backdrop of aggressively patriotic eagles.
Disaster struck during the judging. Agnes, overwhelmed by the pungent aromas, tripped over a rogue extension cord. She flailed wildly, a pot of her nuclear chili flying from her grip. It landed, not on the ground, but directly on Mr. Henderson, the notoriously grumpy head judge.
Mr. Henderson, covered head-to-toe in scorching chili, let out a shriek that shattered a nearby glass trophy. He resembled a lobster emerging from a volcano. Agnes, horrified, tried to help, but only succeeded in smearing chili further into the already-offended fabric of her beloved Cam Coleman sweater. Now, not only was Mr. Henderson experiencing internal combustion, but he was also adorned with a chili-infused image of Cam Coleman, mid-leap, looking utterly bewildered. The Cook-Off was officially over. And Agnes was banned from chili-related activities for life.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
- We Ship Worldwide
- Ships from United States
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PROCESSING TIME
The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.
SHIPPING TIME
United States:
- USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
- USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic
International Shipping
- Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]

