Official Silly Goose Behavior Goes Where Reinforcement Flows Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater

The alarm screamed at 6:00 AM, a sound that usually signaled coffee and quiet contemplation. Not today. Today, the cat decided the top of my head was a springboard, launching a projectile of fur and claws directly into my face. I yelped, stumbled out of bed, and promptly stepped on a rogue Lego.

Downstairs, the kitchen was a disaster zone. My son, apparently channeling his inner Jackson Pollock, had decorated the walls with yogurt. My daughter, meanwhile, was attempting to dress the dog in her princess costume. Somewhere in the madness, I spotted it: the “Official Silly Goose Behavior Goes Where Reinforcement Flows Long Sleeve T Shirt Sweater,” abandoned on the kitchen table.

It was my husband’s. He wore it when he wanted to embrace the chaos, and this morning, the shirt perfectly encapsulated the sentiment. I grabbed it, threw it at him as he wrestled the dog free from the tiara, and yelled, “You’re in charge of the Silly Goose Behavior today!” He caught it with a weary grin, knowing exactly what I meant. Maybe, just maybe, with a little shared silliness, we could survive this Monday morning maelstrom.

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