Official Jerrys Middle Finger September 12 13 2025 Old Princeton Landing Half Moon Bay Ca T Shirt Sweater

The alarm shrieked at 5:30 AM, a sound designed to induce immediate regret. Coffee splashed everywhere as I wrestled the French press, resulting in a brown stain blooming across my already questionable pajama pants. My toddler, convinced he was a velociraptor, chose this moment to unleash his breakfast-related fury, flinging Cheerios like tiny, beige shurikens.

Then, the dog decided the cat needed a bath. A high-pitched, yowling chase ensued, culminating in a toppled laundry basket. Among the scattered socks and forgotten receipts, there it was: The “Official Jerrys Middle Finger September 12 13 2025 Old Princeton Landing Half Moon Bay Ca T Shirt Sweater.” It was my husband’s, a relic from some ridiculous, themed bachelor party he attended years ago. Why it was buried in the laundry, I didn’t know, but the image of Jerry Garcia flipping the bird seemed strangely fitting for this morning. I considered wearing it to the office, a silent rebellion against the Monday madness. Instead, I just sighed, chucked it back in the basket, and braced myself for the school bus. Today was going to be a long one.

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