Official The Hives Nulla Salus Sine T Shirt Sweater

Bertram, a man whose enthusiasm outweighed his coordination by a factor of ten, was hosting a “Swedish Rock Appreciation Night” at his apartment. He’d spent weeks perfecting his lingonberry jam and painstakingly curating a playlist featuring mostly The Hives. Tonight, he was going all out, proudly sporting his brand new “Official The Hives Nulla Salus Sine T Shirt Sweater” – a garment of questionable design, resembling a t-shirt haphazardly sewn onto a bulky, itchy sweater.

Disaster struck during his dramatic air-guitar rendition of “Hate to Say I Told You So.” Bertram, fueled by cheap Swedish beer and the sheer power of Pelle Almqvist’s charisma (as channeled through Bertram’s flailing limbs), lost his balance. He careened backwards, aiming directly for the meticulously arranged tower of Jenga blocks representing the Nordic countries.

Instead, he landed squarely on the cat, Mittens, who’d been napping innocently on the couch. Mittens, understandably startled, launched herself into the air, claws extended, latching onto the nearest thing she could find: Bertram’s “Official The Hives Nulla Salus Sine T Shirt Sweater.” The sweater unravelled in a spectacular explosion of yarn, leaving Bertram in a bewildered heap, surrounded by lingonberry-stained Jenga blocks and a very fluffy, very angry cat wearing approximately half of his prized Hives apparel.

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International Shipping

Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

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