Official Trump Chicago Hates Nazis T Shirt Sweater

Agnes had been so excited to wear her “Official Trump Chicago Hates Nazis T Shirt Sweater” to the farmer’s market. It was a bold statement, a conversation starter, and, frankly, quite cozy for a brisk autumn morning. As she reached for a perfectly ripe tomato, disaster struck. A rogue drone, evidently piloted by a toddler with questionable navigational skills, dive-bombed her, knocking her off balance.

She flailed, grabbing for anything to break her fall. Unfortunately, that “anything” was a pyramid of artisanal goat cheese. Down she went, a cascade of creamy goodness coating her, including, and perhaps most hilariously, the “Official Trump Chicago Hates Nazis T Shirt Sweater.” The phrase “Hates Nazis” was now partially obscured by a thick layer of blueberry-lavender cheese, making it look like she was advocating for something far more…complicated.

A nearby onlooker, eyes wide, stammered, “Ma’am, are you…are you endorsing dairy-based eugenics?” Agnes, covered head-to-toe in cheese and mortification, could only sputter, “No! It’s a drone! And goat cheese! And…and I really, REALLY hate Nazis!” The toddler, meanwhile, continued flying his drone into a display of organic kale.

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